now featuring: my ass

Summertime means t-shirt surgery time. Buy unfabulous large t-shirts at the Goodwill, take home, and one hour later you’ve got something inexpensive, comfy, and (usually) sleazy-looking.

Hot pink is the new… hot pink.
I am so unused to wearing a skirt that whenever I have one on, I am convinced it is caught up in back somewheres and I’m displaying my fanny off unintentionally. So why not wear one short enough it shows it all off as a matter of course?

Bust darts are my friends.
Note sunburn that will turn into crepe-like lizard skin by the time I’m, oh, thirty-two. Thanks, female ancestry!

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