barroom boundaries, lesson 1

Quiz time. The top annoying thing about drunk guys horning in on a perfectly good conversation with your girlfriend:

1. The inevitable pick-up line (even after you’ve indicated marital status and general disinterest).

2. The lightening-fast change from being sweet on you to suddenly “turning on you” in a slurring, aggressive, are-you-making-fun-of-me? rage.

3. Their long-windedness (even when you tell them goodbye).

For me, it’s #3 hands-down. I have no problem giving a guy the blow-off (and even manage to do it nicely), I just wish it didn’t take so long to close the deal.

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